Why I Love California

1. Aside from L.L Cool J, no one in California actually calls it "Cali". It should be noted that L.L. is not a native.

2. Right turns on red are legal! I wish that everyone who enters CA would have to know this prior to being allowed to drive here. This is not fucking Minnesota you assholes....fucking turn, already!

3. We know how to deal with natural disasters better than any other state. Case in point:
In October 2007 all of Southern CA was on fire for a week. Qualcom served as temporary shelter for many of the SD evacuees. They had massages, yoga and face painting(for the kids, or possibly huge dorks....not sure). Compare to Louisiana. Point being: Sure am glad I live in CA:-)))

4. The beaches. Great for surfing and if not for visiting tourists, our beaches would be Speedo-free.

5. I don't know a single person that sounds like Sarah Palin when s/he speaks. What the hell is with that accent?

6. Our people are the most attractive. You have to admit it. Anyone who is good looking from any other state has already moved or plans on moving here.